Jul 14 2009

Am I that Depraved that I am a Calvinist?

Category: Other PostsPolycarp @ 10:45 pm

c-testThis is the second day, the second quiz, that has slightly alluded to the fact that I may have Calvinistic tendencies.

Personally, I was rather hoping for something like what Doug Chaplin or Michael Whitenton, who fared much better than I. Of course, I am taking it like golf – the lower the number, the better.

I must pray, as I recieved the same score as Dr. West. Perhaps a public fast for my soul is required?

If you feel that you must, you can take the quiz here, but be warned, the results could be dangerous yomental well being.

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16 Responses to “Am I that Depraved that I am a Calvinist?”

  1. Michael Whitenton says:

    Oh my! Yes, do pray and fast. Plead for mercy from the Lord! (Though, with a score like that, you’re likely not to get it. Sorry.)

  2. Jeremiah says:

    I see the Holy Spirit is moving in you my friend.

  3. Sonny Spurlock says:

    Yeah, i hit 39%.  Calvin himself wrote wonderfully – especially on the creation.  Lust for life pretty well disqualifies you from the Calvinist school – i wonder if Calvin himself would be rigid enough today.
    But you, Joel, we are praying for you.  Candles have been lit!!!

  4. TC Robinson says:

    This quiz makes no sense to me.

  5. Scripture Zealot says:

    A quiz that guesses how well you fit into an inaccurate stereotype.
    Jeff

  6. Brian says:

    as others say, this is why that quiz is basically useless. 

  7. Sonny Spurlock says:

    Oh no!  Don’t blame the quiz!!! Joel IS that depraved.  LOL  But those of us on the lower end of the Calvinist scale can choose to love you anyway.

  8. Sonny Spurlock says:

    I’m waiting for the crowds to dissipate.  Too many small people packing in to see Harry right now.  I will get there.
    Didn’t Calvin have Servetus burned for reading a translation other than the vulgate?  *snicker*

  9. Sonny Spurlock says:

    I was joking about Servetus…a play on KJVO..and apparently a bad joke.

  10. Polycarp says:

    The Spirit is fine – Calvin, not so much.
    :)

  11. Polycarp says:

    I am pretty rigid, for myself, kinda like a social monasticism, but I would never impose that on others. I love life, I think!

    I must do penance.

  12. Polycarp says:

    Looking at the quiz, it might be stated as a ‘Puritan’ quiz, since it really doesn’t cover doctrine – but it does torment my Arminian friends.

  13. Polycarp says:

    Oh, very funny, Sonny, but you were predestined to be so. Aren’t you hogwart’en today?

  14. Polycarp says:

    That was a certain William Tyndale, who at 30 years old had translated the NT for the first time from Greek to English – my personal hero. No Servetus got burned because of this insistence that the Reformation reexamine the Godhead.

  15. Polycarp says:

    Oh, sorry then.

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