Nov 08 2009

333 ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart or the Blogger Dinner

Category: Other PostsPolycarp @ 9:04 pm

Done a few of these myself -

1. Take someone’s shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them’s cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!! etc.”

5. Take something from someone else’s cart, when they say “hey, that’s mine! ” call the security and say that the other … person was trying to take your _____

6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell “AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!”

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Laugh, people, laugh!

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