He has given me five things in which to do to save myself from being turned into a toad:
- Remove any satanic Biblioblogger top 50 paraphernalia from his blog.
- Remove the Alexa rank widget.
- Grow a beard.
- Change his avatar to something spiritual like a hippo.
- Stop blogging for 30 days and never look at his stats.
I’ll handled his gentile recommendations according to my order:
For number 3, I’ve tried. Really. It takes me about 3 weeks to get any sort of growth that doesn’t look more like a shadow. And when it finally does, it itches me and I have to shave it off.
Number 4 – Um, no.
Number 5 – See above. I’ve thought about it, and I’ve tried to limit blogging, but I enjoy it, and it gives me something to do and I have met so many wonderful people, either in person or online, and it is sorta like a ministry, which I need to reclaim a bit.
Number 2 – No. Not going to happen. I’ve color coordinated my theme to match and it would look awfully odd if I didn’t have the widget.
Number 1 – I’ll remove the Top 50 logo, but will keep the SBL-Affiliate.
Now, I know that I did something like 10% of what David as asked, so I reckon, comparatively, I am a Baptist?
In all seriousness, please read David’s blog, as he is doing really great work in a far away land and could use your support in a variety of ways.
January 5th, 2010 1:56 pm
Well, the lack of a hippo is pretty much a deal breaker.
January 5th, 2010 2:32 pm
But thanks to you, David, at least he has a hippo in the comments area of this post, and you have even managed to colour coordinate it.
January 5th, 2010 2:38 pm
It does look purty, indeed.