When I was an R.A. at SELU, I was ’stationed’ at Tucker Hall. I say stationed because we had it locked down like a military base. Care to guess which of the 6 R.A.’s had given the most write-up’s? That’s right, I have over 30 in the first three weeks of school. I only had 32 residents.
But, before I got there, a group of people from a small town near New Orleans by the name of Chalmette, La were residents. You have to understand Chalmations. They are odd. From what I understand, they finally got black and white television last week. So, these Chalmations one night, decided that they were hungry. 3 a.m. So, they dug our their blow gun:
And proceeded to shoot and kill squirrels from the second floor. Then, they proceeded to bar-be-que them, again, at 3am. So, that got me thinking. Since nearly everyone in Chalmette is ‘close’ I wonder if I could find something on Jeremy. Well, I found a picture:
I found a picture of Jeremy when he was younger:
Then, this one surfaced from last week:
Jeremy, to be fair, I feel obligated to call PETA.
