Missile launched off the Coast of California; Left Coasters leaving the Union


I have no idea what is going on, but neither does the U.S. Military…

A mysterious ‘missile’ streaked across the sky off the Southern California coast Monday night and was caught on video by a local CBS News helicopter camera.

KCBS said the trail was visible from Los Angeles. The helicopter crew described the missile’s location as 35 miles out to sea north of Catalina Island.

The U.S. Navy is the likely source, but Navy officials have been unable to determine who launched what, NBC News reported.

Senior Pentagon and Navy officials said they did not know who launched the missile. As one official said, “We’re checking.”

Meanwhile, a Navy spokesman told local CBS station KFMB that there was no Navy activity reported in that region Monday night, and that it was not the Navy’s missile.

  • Mystery missile caught on tape off L.A. coast (msnbc.msn.com)

 

  1. #1 by Robert on November 9, 2010 – 9:55 am

    This reeks of Homer Simpson joining the Navy.

    • #2 by Joel on November 9, 2010 – 10:29 am

      You did this, didn’t you?

      • #3 by Robert on November 9, 2010 – 2:17 pm

        Of course not! I’d never waste a good missile.

  2. #4 by kenleonard on November 9, 2010 – 10:07 am

    Mickey the Idiot is hacking into subs again to defeat the Slitheen?

    (Dr. Who, first series of the re-launch.)

    • #5 by Joel on November 9, 2010 – 10:30 am

      1 million Joel-bucks for the Dr. Who reference, Ken!

  3. #7 by Rod on November 9, 2010 – 12:20 pm

    That’s just the spirit of Jack Bauer looking over the California skies. He left once Jerry Brown became governor again, so it is no longer safe there .

    • #8 by Joel on November 9, 2010 – 12:28 pm

      If it had been painted pink, it would be the radical gay agenda from San Fransisco.

      • #9 by Robert on November 9, 2010 – 2:18 pm

        Oh, man, there are about 75 Mr. Slave jokes in my head right now-none of which you’d get because you don’t watch South Park. You’d like Mr. Slave. He talks about Jesus Christ a lot.

  4. #10 by Michael Acidri on November 9, 2010 – 6:31 pm

    America is at war…take Glenn Becks advice. Head for the hills and stock up on water and canned food. Dont tweet and dont use facebbook. Yea America is at war with its self….again!

  5. #12 by Gerard on November 10, 2010 – 10:59 pm

    Pentegon conclusion: vapour trail from an aeroplane.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11731014

    Sorry to spoil a great conspiracy theory.

    • #13 by Joel on November 11, 2010 – 7:22 am

      Wait? You think some flim-flam report from the Pentagon will stop conspiracy theories? Obviously, you don’t know Americans too well :)

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