Posts Tagged humor
Breaking: Jim West’s Real Profession Revealed
Posted by Joel in Biblioblogging on November 12, 2010
I couldn’t believe it when I saw it, but I have proof that Jim West is not really who he says he is.
The true is revealed here:
How Jeremy Thompson takes the kids to church
Posted by Joel in Biblioblogging on October 18, 2010
I still have family friends stalkers in Louisiana, and they sent me this picture over the weekend. Obviously, Jeremy, you need to get something better.
The Submergent Church
Posted by Joel in Other Posts on October 16, 2010
The 1st Submergent Church of Petros
Seriously, I am writing this post for one reason. Maybe two….
First, Rodney and Brian has started tweeting in favor of the Submergent Church. What is this you may ask?
Submergent Church is a gathering of young people dedicated to thoughtful biblical study, faithful theology, and missional ministry. Though they come from various places and are moving in different directions, they share the same love for the church and desire for its proper function and ministry. In their different places in ministry, they hope to make their own distinct impact on the direction of their faith tradition and the greater church. (here)
Of course, Matt Mikalatos brings us a story about one of these places…
Pastor Peter Eidenburg decided his church needed a change, so he began to study the “emergent” movement for some ideas. What he found shocked him.
“Our church needed an infusion of cool,” he said. “We lacked in style. We had Jesus and the Holy Spirit, sure, but our Power Point slides sucked and we never had candles.
“But the emergent movement surprised me because it was full of old people. For instance, Brian McClaren is considered some sort of leading voice in the emergent movement. I remember back when he was the bastion of modernism. I mean, he’s still a bastion and everything, but he’s like fifty years old. So I decided, if he can do it, so can I.”….
Mark Stevens’ Second Career, as Shawty Main – Speaking in Tongues
Posted by Joel in Other Posts on October 15, 2010
Remember Mark?
Well, he has chosen a new career path… A pentecostal rapper…
I’m just saying that I have never seen Justin and Mark together, in the same room. And they look a lot like.
And yes, Mark is a heretic too.
Is Dr. James McGrath a heretic?
Now I don’t ask this question lightly… but here is the evidence
Doug Mangum has begun a contest to see who can find the most boring book title. I am not sure if I’ve thought of the best contender yet, but at the moment I’m inclined to go with this one: The Book
. But I may yet come up with something better still, and so had better wait until I check whether we can enter more than once. (here)
Now, the particular ‘book’ he is describing as, um, ‘boring’ (Tyndale be praised, Tyndale forgive) is the New Living Translation 1996 edition.
Boring?
Boring!!!!
Boring!!!!!!!!!!!
The Book is not ‘boring’… it is, and will forever be, a national treasure, and it was, until 2004 which lasted until 2007, the ONLY inspired word of God.
So, is Dr. James McGrath a heretic? Until he offers public penance in the way for proclaiming that The Book was from 1996 to 2004, the eternally ONLY inspired word of God and that currently, the ONLY inspired word of God which we will ever have is the New Living Translation… oh, and withdraw his entry from Doug’s contest, and demand that I win, well then… the issue is unresolved.
Oh… and buy his book:
The Only True God: Early Christian Monotheism in Its Jewish Context
The World according those yahoos in San Fransisco
Posted by Joel in Other Posts on October 14, 2010
There Ain’t No Beer in Heaven – What Mark Stevens Does on Saturdays
Posted by Joel in Other Posts on October 2, 2010
Oh the songs that we sing…
Personally, Mark, I think it is blasphemous, but….





